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Last Updated 21 Nov 06

Home Again

A member since 20 Jul 99

"Our house,
Is a very, very funny house,
With two cats in the yard,
Life used to be so hard,
Now everything is easy 'cause of you....."

Every day in every way things just keep on getting better and better.
Every day's a holiday and every meal's a feast.

Function Statement

A complete 5-card poker hand listing in chart form.

Also, if one digs deep enough, a few jokes.....

Links

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Jokes.

Warning!These jokes are NOT politically correct.They contain racial, ethnic, sexual and otherwise politically incorrect content.If you are easily offended, please do not read.No worse than R rated.

Airline Flight Humor.
Baked Chicken Recipe.
Bell Ringers.
Bits of Wisdom From Today's Philosophers.
The Blonde and the Jigsaw Puzzle.
Blonde On A Horse.
Bumper Stickers.
The Check's In The Mail.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe For Engineers.
Dating My Daughter.
Engineering Test.
Expressions.....
The Five Stages Of Drinking.
Frank Sam and Sam Frank.
Fruitcake Recipe.
Getting Even.
Giving A Cat A Bath.
Giving Your Pet A Pill.
Guy's Rules For Women.
It's Good To Be A Man.
Jet Plane Customer Service.
Neophyte Chili Tester.
The Nonconformist Sparrow - A Fable.
Oil Change For Men And Women.
Practical Zen.
Probing Your Cat's Mind.
The Princess And The Frog.
The Redneck Jedi.
Room Service.
Roy Rogers And Dale Evans.
Santa Claus Industries.
Sex Bashing.
Singles Ad Translations.
Speaking About Women And Being Politically Correct.
Twenty-Five Thoughts To help You Through Almost Any Crisis.
Twenty-First Century Vocabulary Additions.
Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work.
Work Naked.
Wrong Number.....

Poker Hand Charts

5-Card Stud or Draw - As Dealt

Poker Hand Chart 001 - Hand 0000001 to 0025000 -  AKQJT       to  AQ6  K  6  
Poker Hand Chart 002 - Hand 0025001 to 0050000 -  AQ6  K  5   to  AJ  83  6  
Poker Hand Chart 003 - Hand 0050001 to 0075000 -  AJ  83  5   to  A95    J  6
Poker Hand Chart 004 - Hand 0075001 to 0100000 -  A95    T  5 to  A8    72  K
Poker Hand Chart 005 - Hand 0100001 to 0125000 -  A8    72  Q to  A6    T7  9
Poker Hand Chart 006 - Hand 0125001 to 0150000 -  A6    T7  8 to  A3  A    AT
Poker Hand Chart 007 - Hand 0150001 to 0175000 -  A3  A    A9 to  A  A  84  K
Poker Hand Chart 008 - Hand 0175001 to 0200000 -  A  A  84  Q to  A  T4  J6  
Poker Hand Chart 009 - Hand 0200001 to 0225000 -  A  T4  J5   to  A  5  9  65
Poker Hand Chart 010 - Hand 0225001 to 0250000 -  A  5  9  64 to  KQJ8  A    
Poker Hand Chart 011 - Hand 0250001 to 0275000 -  KQJ8  K     to  KJ3  AK    
Poker Hand Chart 012 - Hand 0275001 to 0300000 -  KJ3  AQ     to  KT    Q  KJ
Poker Hand Chart 013 - Hand 0300001 to 0325000 -  KT    Q  KT to  K8  T  T  K
Poker Hand Chart 014 - Hand 0325001 to 0350000 -  K8  T  T  Q to  K6  J  J3  
Poker Hand Chart 015 - Hand 0350001 to 0375000 -  K6  J  J2   to  K4  5  K  2
Poker Hand Chart 016 - Hand 0375001 to 0400000 -  K4  5  QJ   to  K  AT4  Q  
Poker Hand Chart 017 - Hand 0400001 to 0425000 -  K  AT4  J   to  K  J2  J  J
Poker Hand Chart 018 - Hand 0425001 to 0450000 -  K  J2  J  T to  K  62  9  7
Poker Hand Chart 019 - Hand 0450001 to 0475000 -  K  62  8  6 to  K    92  A5
Poker Hand Chart 020 - Hand 0475001 to 0500000 -  K    92  A4 to  QT7  7    4
Poker Hand Chart 021 - Hand 0500001 to 0525000 -  QT7  7    3 to  Q9  5  J  8
Poker Hand Chart 022 - Hand 0525001 to 0550000 -  Q9  5  J  7 to  Q7  T2  5  
Poker Hand Chart 023 - Hand 0550001 to 0575000 -  Q7  T2  4   to  Q5  8  84  
Poker Hand Chart 024 - Hand 0575001 to 0600000 -  Q5  8  84   to  Q3    6  62
Poker Hand Chart 025 - Hand 0600001 to 0625000 -  Q3    6  54 to  Q  K  8  K9
Poker Hand Chart 026 - Hand 0625001 to 0650000 -  Q  K  8  K8 to  Q  9  9  83
Poker Hand Chart 027 - Hand 0650001 to 0675000 -  Q  9  9  82 to  Q  2  K3  K
Poker Hand Chart 028 - Hand 0675001 to 0700000 -  Q  2  K3  Q to  JT  K8  A  
Poker Hand Chart 029 - Hand 0700001 to 0725000 -  JT  K8  K   to  J86    A9  
Poker Hand Chart 030 - Hand 0725001 to 0750000 -  J86    A8   to  J7    72  K
Poker Hand Chart 031 - Hand 0750001 to 0775000 -  J7    72  Q to  J43  8    Q
Poker Hand Chart 032 - Hand 0775001 to 0800000 -  J43  8    J to  J2  62  9  
Poker Hand Chart 033 - Hand 0800001 to 0825000 -  J2  62  8   to  J  Q2  64  
Poker Hand Chart 034 - Hand 0825001 to 0850000 -  J  Q2  63   to  J  8  6  83
Poker Hand Chart 035 - Hand 0850001 to 0875000 -  J  8  6  82 to  J    K8  K8
Poker Hand Chart 036 - Hand 0875001 to 0900000 -  J    K8  K7 to  T9    Q  KQ
Poker Hand Chart 037 - Hand 0900001 to 0925000 -  T9    Q  KJ to  K7  6  T  2
Poker Hand Chart 038 - Hand 0925001 to 0950000 -  T7  6  98   to  T5  3  72  
Poker Hand Chart 039 - Hand 0950001 to 0975000 -  T5  3  7  A to  T2  K    32
Poker Hand Chart 040 - Hand 0975001 to 1000000 -  T2  QJT     to  T  QT  5  A
Poker Hand Chart 041 - Hand 1000001 to 1025000 -  T  QT  5  K to  T  86    42
Poker Hand Chart 042 - Hand 1025001 to 1050000 -  T  86    32 to  T  2    T82
Poker Hand Chart 043 - Hand 1050001 to 1075000 -  T  2    T76 to  98  6  64  
Poker Hand Chart 044 - Hand 1075001 to 1100000 -  98  6  63   to  96  7  A  3
Poker Hand Chart 045 - Hand 1100001 to 1125000 -  96  7  A  2 to  94    Q7  4
Poker Hand Chart 046 - Hand 1125001 to 1150000 -  94    Q7  3 to  9  A62    8
Poker Hand Chart 047 - Hand 1150001 to 1175000 -  9  A62    7 to  9  J  7  T4
Poker Hand Chart 048 - Hand 1175001 to 1200000 -  9  J  7  T3 to  9  6  65  3
Poker Hand Chart 049 - Hand 1200001 to 1225000 -  9  6  65  2 to  9    7  Q97
Poker Hand Chart 050 - Hand 1225001 to 1250000 -  9    7  Q96 to  86  5  6  3